White House Taco Time

Those with strong stomachs should read El Presidente Boosh's special remarks about Cinco de Mayo at the White House [1]. It's one thing to honor your guests, but he goes far beyond being a warm host.

Before I introduce our entertainer [2], I do want to share some thoughts with you about the importance of Cinco de Mayo, for it commemorates a joyful moment in Mexican history. Americans must understand that it was a time when Mexican soldiers won the Battle of Puebla, and defended their independence. So, obviously, Cinco de Mayo is a day of special pride for citizens of Mexico, but it is, as well, for Americans. It is a reminder of a proud heritage we share with our neighbor to the south. That's how I view the day.

Interesting that the President thinks we Americans should celebrate the Mexicans' nondecisive Battle of Puebla [3] (which did not prevent the French acquisition of Mexico), presumably beyond chomping down a taco or two.

Someone should tell him that most of us citizens see Mexico realistically, as a hostile parasite and not a friendly neighbor. We certainly don't wish to take on the objectionable culture of the invader, which is sexist [4], violent [5], corrupt [6] and uneducated [7].

But to Bush, Cinco de Mayo is an opportunity to grease the skids for the future shotgun marriage [8] between the nations, aka the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America [9].

Like many in Washington, the President is quietly working to dismantle American sovereignty [10] and create a North American political union [11], much favored by the elite global business community.

Did we vote for this or even see some open debate? Of course not. The scheme is treason in a business suit.

Not only is GW Bush a terrible President [12], he's not much of an American.