Patton Oswalt: “Political Correctness Is A War On Noticing.”

From the Twitter feed of stand-up comic and actor Patton Oswalt (who should have a received a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Young Adult):

 

 

 

[Many more censorious tweets]

 

From the 2005 movie Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo:

Deuce Bigalow [Rob Schneider]: T.J., I`m so glad you are here. 

T.J. Hicks [Eddie Griffin]: How did you find me? 

Deuce Bigalow: Well, this seemed like the only chicken and waffles place in all of Holland. 

T.J. Hicks: Ohhh, so the black guy has to go to a chicken and waffles place, that`s Racist! 

Deuce Bigalow: But you`re here. 

T.J. Hicks: Yeah, but figuring it out was racist.