Marion Barry, the crack-smoking nutjob who once ran the zoo called Washington, D.C., and who now serves on the city council, wrecked his Jaguar Saturday night. The man who took the name of Stalin's propaganda minister was charged with driving the wrong way, driving on expired tags and failing to have proof of insurance.

After reporting the wreck, The Washington Post added that he has more has more than $2,800 in unpaid parking and speeding tickets. Somehow, the cops permitted him to keep driving.

Barry says low blood sugar caused the crash.

I think the bitch set him up.