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From: Robert Kuza (e-mail
him)
Re: Nicolas
Stix's Blog:
Los Mets Fired The Wrong Man
Things are tough for
Los Mets.
Carlos (Delgado),
Jose (Reyes) and
Alex
(Cora) are hurt.
The other
Carlos (Beltran) is limping, too.
Francisco (Tatis) might have to play shortstop.
Los Mets
demoted multimillion- dollar bust
Oliver (Perez) and his 10.00 ERA to save him from
further embarrassment when he took to the mound. Maybe
the team should have offered
Pedro (Martinez) a contract.
But the situation could be worse.
Los Mets still have catchers
Omir
(Santos) and
Ramon
(Castro) as well as and infielders
Luis
(Castillo) and
Ramon
(Martinez).
And thank God for pitchers
Johan
(Santana) and
Francisco (Rodriquez). If it weren't for them,
General Manager
Omar (Mineya) and Manager
Jerry (Manuel) would be in a real bind.
Carlos…Jose…Francisco…Oliver…Omir…Luis…Ramon…Pedro.
Whatever happened to
Mickey, Willie and the Duke?
Welcome to baseball 2009, the
Great (South) American pastime.
Kuza, an electrician, adds that he is
so disgusted that he will not attend any games at the
Mets' new
Citi Field even if
tickets are given to him free.