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With the
major league baseball divisional series underway this week, I'm
relying as usual on my ever-present
Who's Who in Baseball
to help me choose who to root for.
This pocket-size guide contains
thumbnail player biographies including
players' birthplaces.
I have a simple formula to calculate which team will earn my
allegiance: the more Americans on the roster, the harder I cheer
for it.
Readers of my
past columns
and
blogs
know my unshakeable take on multiculturalism in baseball. As I
have
often shown,
Americans play baseball better than anyone. Although outstanding
foreign-born players
are
plentiful, baseball is a team sport. And the best teams are the
ones that have the highest percentage of Americans.
Last year, the overwhelmingly
American-born
Philadelphia Phillies
beat the predominantly American
Tampa Bay Rays
in a World Series that was, demographically, a page from
baseball's past.
The
Phillies' current squad is mostly unchanged from last year
except for three key additions:
While I would in no way be
disappointed to see the Phillies repeat as
World Series
champions, I'm hoping that the
Minnesota Twins
pull off the impossible and go all the way.
In keeping with my unapologetic
support of American players, the Twins achieved their playoff
spot by
beating the Detroit Tigers 6-5
in a twelve inning do-or-die contest that was, simply put, the
best game I have ever seen in nearly sixty years of watching
baseball.
Nine of the
Twins' starting ten, including its designated hitter, are
Americans.
Among those nine is the
greatest All-American baseball success story since the arrival
of
Mickey Mantle:
Joe Mauer.
A local Minnesota boy born in
St. Paul,
Mauer was the Twins 2001 number one amateur draft choice. In his
first six seasons, Mauer has led the American League in batting
three times (in the last four years), won a Gold Glove and
played in three
All-Star games.
Mauer is the odds-on favorite to win this year's Most Valuable
Player Award. (See Mauer's hitting tips
here.)
Here's what
two former outstanding catchers
think about Mauer.
Note the irony in Mauer's
story: in an era of managements' searching the globe for
baseball talent, with a fixation that verges on obsession with
Dominican prospects,
the Twins' best player and the envy of every manager grew up
right next door.
Although the
Twins consistently play winning baseball with Americans, the
organization nevertheless subscribes to the baseball without
borders vision.
Dating back to 2000, the Twins'
scouting expanded into
Canada,
the
Dominican Republic,
Venezuela, Australia, Japan, Korea and eventually added
personnel in
Curaçao,
Italy,
Taiwan
as well as
throughout the Caribbean, Europe, Asia and even Africa.
Howard Norsetter,
the Twins director of international scouting said:
"I flew around the world
five times in one year."
In one of those years, 2002,
Norsetter signed the
Netherlands'
16-year-old phenom
Alexander Smit.
Smit, then
considered to be a hot property, is a good case study supporting
my philosophy that buying American, so to speak, is better
business.
Early in his
minor league career,
Smit pitched well enough at the Rookie and Single A level. But
by 2005, still toiling futilely in the low minors, Smit turned
in a 1-9 record.
The Twins gave up and
placed Smit on waivers
where the Reds claimed him. Smit is no longer considered a major
league prospect.
Needless to say, any American
kid on a
NCAA Division I
team like
Texas or LSU
could have done as "well" as Smit. Let's be honest: it's hard to do worse than 1-9.
The problem
that Smit creates is that, once he signs, the American college
pitcher never gets his chance. There are only so many spots in
baseball. Every one that that goes to a foreign-born player is
one less that's available to an American.
During the years that Smit
floundered, another key cog in the Twins 2009 division
championship reached stardom: American
Jason Kubel.
More than
talent separates Smit from Kubel.
Smit was one of Norsetter's
bombed-out international prospects. Kubel, on the other hand,
hails from Belle Fourche, S.D. (a six-hour
Greyhound bus ride
from Minneapolis) and learned his baseball in Palmdale,
California.
More
significantly, Smit was an international free agent who, unlike
his American counterparts, will often sign for less money.
According to the
international free agent market
rules,
on July 2nd of every year major league teams can sign 16-year
old prospects if they can prove they will turn 17 by September
1st.
This
exercise is repeated annually even though the odds of success
for teenage players like Smit are remote.
Sports Illustrated
tracked the progress
of 16-year-olds signed in recent years and found that in 2002,
for example, clubs signed 53 players, 44 of whom have been
released.
Not even
six-figure signing bonuses guaranteed greater success. In 2003,
of the 12 prospects signed for the then unheard-of sum of
$100,000, ten have been released.
If you think
28 percent foreign-born players
is too high for our
National Pastime,
I have bad news.
Now thanks to the
Compete Act
(Creating Opportunities for
Minor League Professionals, Entertainers and Teams)
international players are not restricted by visa limitations.
Your favorite team will gradually become
even more diverse
and, probably,
less skilled.
While the chances are still
slim that the youngest signees will make it, the prospect pool
gets wider every year. Not long ago, scouts only combed
the Caribbean
for potential players. Now, like the Twins, all the 30 major
league teams scour the seven continents hoping to get lucky.
As heartwarming as Joe Mauer's
story may be, to a baseball general manager a more rewarding
saga is to sign on the cheap, for $710,000, one of the few
international free agents who eventually become stars, like
Seattle Mariners
pitcher
Felix Hernandez
.
As long as scouts can hope to
land a potential
Cy Young Award
winner like
Hernandez for small potatoes, they'll keep dipping into the
international market even if it means an inferior product on the
field for fans.
You can be
sure that's exactly what will happen.
Joe Guzzardi
shares a page from his scrapbook:
Speaking of the Twins, Tigers
and All-American kids, my baseball curriculum vitae includes a
1976 game in Minneapolis' old
Metropolitan Stadium
when
Mark ("The Bird")
Fidrych,
during his unforgettable 19-9 rookie year, dominated the Twins,
8-3.
As part of a
crazy pre-game promotion, dozens of birds were released to fly
freely above the stadium.
Talk about your baseball
oddities; that night
Fidrych
pitched a ten-hit complete game with just two walks and two
strike outs.
Read an account of that special
night
here
and a brief history of Fidrych's rise and fall
here.
Fidrych,
only 54,
died
in a farming accident this spring.
Joe Guzzardi [email him] is a California native who recently fled the state because of over-immigration, over-population and a rapidly deteriorating quality of life. He has moved to Pittsburgh, PA where the air is clean and the growth rate stable. A long-time instructor in English at the Lodi Adult School, Guzzardi has been writing a weekly column since 1988. It currently appears in the Lodi News-Sentinel.