Bryanna`s All I Want For Christmas List!



It appears I have a thing for “lists” such as my

Favorite Men List
…I guess it just helps to keep my
messy, jumbled mind a bit more well, organized.


Well here`s another one for you: 

1.   First
(and absolutely foremost) I want Elvira Arellano
deported
.


You might

remember this little pixie!
She`s the

twice-deported
social security fraud convict who

holed herself up in a Chicago church
to avoid her
latest deportation.


Her first run-in with La Migra was in 1997 when
she was deported back to Mexico for trying to enter the
United States with

fraudulent documents.


The next deportation order took place in 2002 when she
was busted working at O`Hare International Airport in
Chicago, again for using fraudulent documents.


(Apparently, she blames

increased post 9/11 security
for the bust as opposed
to…I don`t know…the fact she

was breaking the law by even being here.
)


NOW THEN…in spite of her previous criminal behavior,
some Congressman intervened on her behalf and somehow
got an order delaying her deportation.


Apparently, her 7 year-old

anchor baby son
has Attention Deficit Disorder and
needed

medical care
here in the U.S.


(Talk about attention deficit…sounds like mom has a
pretty hard time paying attention to things like…rules.)


Her legal reprieve was temporary (of course) and
Arellano was ordered to appear in front of a judge last
August—she decided to seek out some type of

medieval sanctuary
in a local church.


Then she held myriad press conferences in which she
bad-mouthed the United States and Americans for being
unfeeling,

unsympathetic
pigs…more or less.


For this alone I wanted to chuck her out, although my
exact words were a tad harsher! Something about tackling
her and tossing her over the fence…(Here)


But then this whole wacky situation took a HUGE
turn for the worse and became down right insane.


Elvira Arellano sent her child—a seven-year-old boy—to
Mexico in an attempt to persuade them to take up her
cause!! While he was there, he spoke to the

Chamber of Deputies.
Asking them,

in Spanish
, to

"[T]ell
President Bush to end the deportations so that my mother
and other families can stay together in the United
States." [
Boy
Fighting Mom`s Battle To Stay In U.S.
, CBS News,
December
18, 2006]


She also sent him to Washington D.C. to do the same.


And yes, the pro-illegal immigration lobby is of course
calling him an “activist” and the poster child
for immigration reform.


For these reasons (and more) the deportation of Elvira
Arellano tops my 2006 Christmas List.


And speaking of young, fake activists who can barely
manage declarative sentences but nonetheless possess the
magic ability to appear on FOX News as “commentators”,
we come to my next wish:

2.   I
want Jarrett Maupin to cut his hair and get a real job.


Jarrett is the little pompadour-wearing mini Al Sharpton
I wrote about in February 2005. (Here)

A
teenager from Arizona, Maupin has accomplished
absolutely nothing aside from graduating from high
school and even that was done with special help from his
teachers and administrators.


By “special help” I mean he didn`t actually have
to attend class or take exams the way mere mortal
children did at his school—he only attended classes that
fit around his

activist schedule.


In short, if there was an opportunity to walk around
town carrying a sign

accusing somebody of racism
, little Jarrett was not
going to be found in homeroom.


Then the other night I was watching FOX News (O`Reilly
Factor
) and there was discussion about the recent
traffic stop involving two black men and a White cop.


One of the black men was accused of

littering
and when the White cop asked him what he
did for a living; the black man told him he was

a rap musician.


The cop then told him

he could avoid a ticket
if he made up a little rap
song (to be video-taped) advising people not to

litter in Arizona.


Of course, the Black man agreed and the tape was really
quite funny.


Nobody had a problem with it, least of all the Black man
who got out of a ticket—well, nobody except for the
professional race racketeers.


As I watched this show, I thought “Just wait…any
minute now we`ll have Al Sharpton`s goofy mug on here
talking about racism”
.


But I was wrong. And the truth was worse then my
imagination.


Instead of

Al Sharpton, we got his protégé: Jarrett Maupin.


There he was, in the spotlight on

The O`Reilly Factor
…the number one-rated cable
news program in the nation.


You might ask: why?  Seriously, why was this kid with no
discernable accomplishments to his credit being
interviewed and treated as some sort of expert on civil
rights?


(Yeah and just like

his mentor Sharpton
, Maupin listed his title on the
Factor as Reverend Jarrett Maupin…I wish I was
kidding.)


In short, because my

once-beloved Billy O`Reilly
is a sell-out (but
that`s another story!)  The truth is Maupin was awarded
this grand opportunity because nobody wants to call him
out for what he is:

A
SHAM!!!


To be somewhat serious for a moment, I DON`T THINK I CAN
HANDLE SEEING HIM ON THE NEWS AGAIN!


So please, do what you can to get Fox (and the others)
to quit promoting him!


(Personally, I just won`t watch O`Reilly until I know
it`s safe—which is a wrench for me considering I`ve
watched him for years!)


Finally, and not in general but for the purposes of this
column or more specifically the length, we come to my
final wish…and it`s a biggie!

3.   I
want Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security for
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Julie Myers
fired.


Now that I look at it, I put the deportation of Elvira
Arellano first but really, the sacking of Julie Myers
could top my wish list just as easily.


Here`s the low-down:


At the height of

Bush II`s cronyism,
he made several monumental
blunders, such as appointing

John Bolton
as the U.S. ambassador to the UN…(as
opposed to pulling out of the UN altogether but, again,
that`s another story).


There was also the Harriet Miers debacle in which he
tried to appoint a woman with

seemingly no credentials
to the Supreme Court—that
was a lot of fun.


It was during that thoughtless phase of his tenure
(which lasted roughly seven years and counting) that he

appointed Julie Myers
to the top immigration
enforcement post in the country.


He took a long hard look at the facts:

  1. We have
    between 12 and 20 million illegal aliens running
    unchecked across the land

     
  2. We have

    virtually no fence
    on the border with Mexico

     
  3. We spend
    billions and billions of dollars subsidizing illegal
    immigrants via education, medical care and welfare

     
  4. We have
    prevented our local law enforcement agencies from

    detaining or arresting illegal immigrants
    —all under
    the guise that it is

    “a federal issue”.

     
  5. We have
    essentially no federal enforcement of
    immigration law for reasons that have yet to be
    explained


Indeed, the mess was plain to see; we were in trouble
and only swift action at the hands of competent people
could save us.


So Bush II appointed…a 36 year-old woman who lacked any
immigration, border patrol or customs experience.  In
fact, her

strongest asset according to her resume
was

her marriage
to Michael Chertoff`s Chief of Staff.


Yeah…Michael
Chertoff
would be the current Secretary of Homeland
Security and yet another bizarre, cronyism-driven
appointment.


This brings me to my final Christmas Wish:

4. I want everybody
to give

money to VDARE.com
.


All joking aside (which is difficult for me) there
really is only one way to achieve the aforementioned
goals:  To keep fighting the fools who make it all
possible.


(Not necessarily the Jarrett Maupin wish…he just drives
me bonkers and if you keep VDARE.COM going then I get to
keep picking on him…and he really does need a haircut
and a job. Elvis Presley couldn`t pull off

that style
which means nobody can.)


As for Elvira Arellano, she just represents the

20 million illegal immigrants
we`re fighting to get
rid of.  She also represents the 20 million more we`re
trying to stop from coming over tomorrow.


People like Julie Myers are the ones letting it
happen—and nobody is stopping them but give us the
chance and we will.


Can a simple webzine make a difference?


Of course we can! But not without your help!


So, dear Santa, here`s my list:


  1. Deport
    Elvira Arellano

     

  2. Make
    Jarrett Maupin get a haircut and a job…and for the love
    of creatures great and small, take him off the news

     

  3. Fire Julie
    Myers

     

  4. Give lots
    and lots of
    money to VDARE.com


That`s not much to ask, is it?


And to my blessed VDARE.com family: Thanks for all of
your support and, regardless of what tomorrow holds, I
have loved spending the last three years with you.


I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again:


VDARE.com is the best place to work, the best job I have
ever had. And it is all thanks to you guys!



Merry Christmas!