A Conversation with a Russian Immigrant

Recently,
one of my readers, an immigrant from Russia whom I
will call Vladimir, phoned me. Polished into readable
text, our conversation went something like this:

Vladimir:
Mr. Sailer, I read all of articles you write and like
them.

Me:
Well, thank you. That`s most kind.

Vladimir:
But, I want to ask you question. I come here from
Russia, you know, and I look around me at people in
America. I see things, I see patterns. I watch sport
shows on TV, too. I notice patterns there, too. Then,
I read newspapers. Nobody writes about patterns I see
with my eyes.

Me:
Like …?

Vladimir:
You know, like race stuff. I watch basketball, I watch
Eyewitness News on TV, I go to beach.

Me:
Oh, yeah. Definitely.

Vladimir:
Then I find you. You write about patterns I see every
day. You tell truth.

Me:
Thanks.

Vladimir:
How come almost nobody write like you?

Me:
Well, when I was starting out a writer, I was looking
for a market niche without much competition, so I
settled on telling the truth. Turns out, though, that
the reason the truth is in short supply is because
there isn`t much demand for it from editors.

Vladimir:
Okay, here is question I worry about lot since I come
to America. Take average writer who works for big
fancy newspaper. What in world is he thinking? Does he
not notice things like I notice things?

Me:
Oh, like …

Vladimir:
Like take racial profiling. Don`t writers at New
York Times
or big magazine notice that black guy
more likely to commit crime than white guy or Chinese
guy? Don`t they see this with own two eyes?

Me:
Oh, I get it. No, they have two eyes in their head,
same as you do. They see what you see. When you talk
to a nice white liberal about his personal life, he`s
far more realistic in what he tells you than in what
he writes for public consumption. When you ask him why
he lives in his beautiful crime-free suburb, or why he
sends his kid to a private school, or why he fought so
long to get his kid into a magnet school, or why he
wants his kid to specialize in soccer rather than
basketball, he`ll tell you exactly why. He`ll
generally use code words so he won`t have to mention
race specifically, but that`s precisely what he`s
talking about.

Vladimir
(audibly
relieved): You mean, he`s hypocrite?

Me:
Yeah, exactly. It would hurt his career to write for
the public what he thinks in his private life.

Vladimir:
Thank God!

Me:
Huh?

Vladimir:
Hypocrite I understand. I grow up in Soviet Union.
Lying to save your job, that`s life. No, I was very
worried smart people in America weren`t
hypocrites. You know, this country is supposed to be
land of free, home of brave. I was scared that smart
Americans weren`t hypocrites, but instead were
hallucinating. I am very happy to hear they`re just
hypocrites. Hypocrisy much less scary than mass
hallucination.


[Steve Sailer [email
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movie critic
for


The American Conservative
.
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www.iSteve.blogspot.com
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August 22,
2001