January 27, 2006

When Ozzie Guillen, manager of the world champion Chicago White Sox, recently became a U.S. citizen he said some pretty nice things that you'd expect to hear from somebody just given the opportunity to live in this country legally, including:

"Winning the World Series was not my dream, it was my goal. This [citizenship] is my dream."

Glad to see that Ozzie has his priorities straight.

But then he went and ruined everything: