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My New Year`s Resolution: Set A Better Example For Illegals
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January 12, 2007, 07:03 AM
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I just learned my decadent American lifestyle has been forcing some Latino illegals to embrace a life of crime, and I am so ashamed! At my age you would think that I should have the good sense to recognize my irresponsible pattern of behavior but, no, I had to be shown the error of my ways by Jesse Diaz [send him mail] of the League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC), who recently told a Dallas radio station that after arriving here in violation of our laws, illegals are "picking up those bad habits of cheating, of drinking and drugs."

That`s right, you guys. Our society, says Diaz, who is president of LULAC`s Dallas chapter, is responsible for breaking down the conservative Catholic values our illegal amigos arrive with from Mexico. Listen, I`m dead serious about this. If all us make a genuine effort to be better persons in 2007, who knows what we might accomplish? Why, we may even be successful in convincing the lads who comprise MS-13 to stop mutilating people with their machetes and begin seeking honest work. It`s worth a try. What do you say?