Are Fine Wines A Hoax?
07/10/2022
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Personally, my own sense of taste and smell is like that of a child whose most sophisticated opinion is that while McDonaldā€˜s fries taste better than Burger King fries, Burger King burgers taste better than McDonaldā€˜s burgers.

So, I only buy box wine at Costco.

But thereā€™s endless evidence that other people arenā€™t as deficient in this regard as I am.

Isnā€™t it simpler to assume that some people really can tell wines apart by taste and smell?

For example, there has been a vast influx into the wine industry over the last half century of rich Silicon Valley nerds. Are you saying they all agreed to propagate the ancient hoaxes about fine wine rather than figure out some way to prosper by beating the system?

An interesting distinction between New York and Northern Californian rich people is that the former like investing in modern art while the latter prefer investing in vineyards.

For instance, Richard Serra is an obnoxious artist who puts up rusted urban versions of the Berlin Wall in public spaces, like his ā€œTilted Arcā€ that Manhattan federal building workers finally had torn out in 1989 because it ruined the open space where they ate their brown bag lunches.

Two decades ago, the administration of Caltech in Pasadena announced that they wanted to put one of Serraā€™s pieces of Plop Art on the only open grass field left on their tightly packed campus. But the student nerds objected that that was the only place where they could play Ultimate Frisbee.

Eventually, Caltech president David Baltimore gave in to the Big Bang Theory types, saying, ā€œThis is not a judgment about the quality of the proposal, but rather a judgment about the needs of the campus,ā€ which needed an open lawn more than it needed one of Serraā€™s rusting hulks.

On the other hand, when I visited the Hamptons a half decade ago, I was struck that Serraā€™s sculptures look fine when off to the side of some Master of the Universeā€™s multi-acre front lawn.


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