Playlist:

00m58s — Demographic conservatism. (Try it, you’ll like it.)

09m08s — National Question nullity wins Alabama. (The Old Weird America loses.)

15m31s — The singer-song gap. (Analyzing the loss.)

23m49s — Pervnado latest. (It’s getting Soviet.)

32m51s — Nephew of a lottery winner. (Take these chains …)

42m40s — Black privilege all over. (Justice in today’s America.)

51m14s — The Moon’s a balloon. (I pop it.)

53m38s — A planet far away. (Alone in the universe.)

56m07s — Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Et in Bikini Bottom ego.)

58m16s — Signoff. (Stayin’ alive.)