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. The transcript will be archived on my own website
This week’s podcast is a bit thinner than usual on account of (a) it was a slow week for news, and (b) I’m doing my taxes. I did have a little fun with the Chinese Communist Party claiming jurisdiction
over the Afterlife, though.
The Dalai Lama turns 80 this year, so succession is on everyone’s mind. The pontiff himself has muddied the issue by declaring that he may choose not to be reincarnated
at all. Radio Derb:
That would be just as vexing to the ChiComs as the present situation. For all that he’s a nuisance to them, the present Dalai Lama has always emphasized the quietist, pacifist side of his faith, speaking out strongly against terrorist violence and revolutionary disturbance. That’s why most of the violence there has been from Tibetan nationalists has been of the passive-aggressive kind — people setting themselves on fire in public places, mostly.From the ChiCom point of view there are three possibilities here:
The ChiComs definitely intend to go through Door Number One. “What we have, we hold.” If that means claiming spiritual authority over the transmigration of souls, they’ll claim. If it meant killing and cooking their own grandmothers and serving them up with fava beans and a nice Chianti, they’d do that too. This is the religion of power.
- A new Dalai Lama picked by them, raised up and trained in a proper appreciation of Marxist-Lamaism, also known to students of Comparative Religion as Buddhism with ChiCom characteristics.
- Another Dalai Lama like this one, able to speak and move freely outside their control, but at least keeping the eyes of Tibetans focused on higher things, above this World of Appearances.
- No Dalai Lama at all, leaving Tibetans with no religious restraint on their nationalism and their hatred for the occupying power.
The full Radio Derb playbill:
- ChiComs claim jurisdiction over Heaven. (Reincarnation is a Party matter.)
- Elton John gives fashion advice. (They’re supposed to be bitchy.)
- The best place for Iraqi antiquities. (I told you so.)
- A rough dating scene. (Only one in 17 got lucky.)
- Mean girls at the New York Times. (This week’s social-shaming goat.)
- Punk attains commercial immortality. (Let’s remember his victims.)
- The sound of no music. (The hills were alive.)
- An apology to SAE. (They can do scansion.)
It’s all there at Taki’s Magazine