The Insanity Thickens: “Miguel Cabrera Is Mitt Romney”?!
The Tigers slugger was the candidate of old white men. Lucky for him, that’s who decides baseball’s MVP awards.
By Josh Levin
All the old white men voted for the chubby Venezuelan pardo over Mike Trout, a handome all-American white kid who resembles the second coming of Mickey Mantle, because Cabrera looks kind of like George Zimmerman. In contrast, the new diverse, vibrant America is totally into advanced baseball statistical analysis. Just look at the prophet of Sabermetrics, Bill James: