(Satire)"26 Dead in Misconceived 'Oberlin Spring Break in Seville'"

Traditional procession of penitents to Seville Cathedral

SEVILLE, SPAIN -- An Oberlin-sponsored cultural enrichment trip, "Spring Break in Seville," turned tragic today, as seven students, two professors, and 17 staffers from the Ohio liberal arts college's Multicultural Resource Center suffered terror-induced heart attacks at the sight of the Spanish city's customary march of hooded penitents.