U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Special Victims Unit (ICE SVU) has another special victim it is protecting, the New England Patriots.  ICE SVU struck a strip club that was selling t-shirts with a parody of the Patriots logo.

Boston Herald December 22, 2013 by Erin Smith

Strip Club Sweep Nets Fake Fan Gear

Bonanca told the Herald the club bought the poor-quality rip-offs for $3 to $5 each and then sold them to customers for $10 or as a free souvenir with two lap dances. Bonanca said the owner, who was cooperative, will likely receive a court summons for possession of counterfeit goods.

Strip club owner Frank Caswell declined comment, citing Homeland Security investigators.

“I was instructed not to speak to anyone about this,” he said.

The Homeland Security Investigations unit at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has been cracking down on counterfeit goods in recent years.

“We have seen instances related to counterfeit goods where the money derived from those criminal activities go on to fuel criminal activity overseas,” said ICE spokesman Khaalid Walls.

No doubt Khaalid himself is a national security threat, a Muslim working at Homeland Security.  And an affirmative action hire as well.  It also tells us why there are 20 million illegal aliens in the United States, the DHS agency charged with arresting illegal aliens is more interested in t-shirts than illegal aliens.