Obama`s Preemptive Race Card Politics

Chris Rock
once starred in a Saturday Night Live
sketch where he played a
rabid black nationalist
who hosted a local cable
access show called "The Dark Side with Nat X." [Video]
During the opening of each show,

Nat X would give examples
of how

"The Man"

was responsible for examples of "racism"—all
self-evidently absurd

Thus, according to Nat X, The Man "invented the
game of pool: a game in which the player uses a white
ball and a

to knock a bunch of colored balls off a table
and into a bunch of holes!"
. A tricky substance that only
eliminates black letters"
; "makes

black jellybeans
the most disgusting type of candy"
and "calls all his bad children the black sheep!" 

But in our hyper-sensitive age,

you can never parody the lengths
to which some
grievance-mongers will go will find racial undertones.

Thus in a recent case of phantom racism, two

black officials
in Dallas objected to the use of the
word "black hole." During a meeting about traffic
tickets, white county commissioner Kenneth Mayfield said
that an office "has
become a black hole
in reference to the way
paperwork would often disappear. [Dallas
County officials spar over `black hole` comment

By Kevin Krause,  Dallas City Hall Blog | The Dallas
Morning News,
Jul 07, 2008]

John Wiley Price,
a black commissioner, loudly
objected that it should be called a "white hole".
Then a

black judge named  Thomas Jones
demanded an apology
for Mayfield`s insensitivity.

An obviously flustered Mayfield tried in vain to
explain that it was a

"science term".
 Eventually other council members quelled the

But John Wiley Price later defended his indignation.
He claimed the term “black hole” was part of a
larger racist, linguistic conspiracy. He called
"devils food cake"
and "angels food cake"
racist and

even echoed Nat X,
"If you`re the `black sheep of
the family,` then you gotta be bad, you know. `White
sheep,` you`re okay. You know?"

A simple look at an

etymological dictionary
disposes of this notion. A

black hole
gets its name because it sucks everything
into it (hence Mayfield`s analogy) including light which
makes it, well, black. Astrophysicists have come up with
a theoretical "white hole" that gets its hue
because it spews out all the light sucked in by the
black hole. As for a

black sheep
, most sheep farmers

breed their sheep
to be white because their wool can
be dyed any color, so

black sheep
are less desirable.

Even most liberals don`t take Price seriously, but
they see it as an isolated case of political correctness
gone awry.

But unfortunately, fictional cable access talk show
hosts and low level city politicians are not the only
people who find racial undertones throughout our common

During the presidential campaign, supporters of
Barack Obama have come up with just as creative cases of
subtle prejudice. Even Democrats are often accused by
the Obama brigades of using "codewords" when they
utter frequently used idioms. A few examples: Joe Biden
calling Obama

"bright and clean,"
Andrew Cuomo saying that you "can`t
just shuck and jive at a press conference,"
Hillary Clinton claiming that the Bush administration is
running the White House "like a plantation"

Not even his supporters are immune from the
onslaught. In April, Obama Delegate

Linda Ramirez-Sliwinski
told a group of black
children—along with her own grandkids—who were in up in
a tree in her front yard to
"quit playing in the tree like monkeys."

After the kids` parents made a stink, the Obama campaign
then called her words "divisive and unacceptable,"

asked her to resign
. (After some negative attention,
they flip-flopped.)

If this is what Democrats are subjected to, one can
only imagine how even the most innocuous criticism will
be called

"dog whistle"
racism—racism so subtle that it appears innocent
to most people while pumping up the prejudiced. Upon
winning the Democratic nomination, Obama said
"They`re going to try to make you afraid of me. He`s
young and inexperienced and he`s got a funny name. And
did I mention he`s black?"
says Republicans will use race to stoke fear

So far, Karl Rove

Obama of

"trash talking,"
Pat Buchanan

Obama "exotic,"
Bill Cunningham

Obama`s middle name
have all been

as cases of racism.

When it comes to actual criticism of Obama, even the
most obviously non-racial disparagement of Obama has
been seen as cloaked bigotry. Left-wing talkshow host

Norman Goldman
said every time Republicans call
Obama a "radical"
it`s "really a codeword for n*****r." LA Times

David Shipler
wrote, "`Elitist` is another word
for `arrogant,` which i
s another word for `uppity,`
that old calumny applied to blacks who stood up for
resonance of racism
, Los Angeles Times,
April 16, 2008]

John McCain has thus far avoided taking on Obama with
any sort of racially tinged issues such as

hate crimes

, or (except very cautiously)

affirmative action

If and when they come up in the campaign or –God
forbid—an Obama presidency, we can only imagine the

Expect any attempt at a legitimate policy debate to
be (ahem!) blacklisted.

Marcus Epstein [send
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] is the founder of the
Robert A Taft Club
and the executive director of the
The American
Team America PAC
. A selection of his articles can be
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views he expresses are his own.