June 19, 2005
Blond Bad Guys—Hollywood’s Other Obsession
By Steve Sailer
After finishing last week's
column about Hollywood's obsession with
fair-skinned actresses, I went to see Batman
Begins, which has been positioned as a "more
realistic comic book movie."
Obviously, there's something
oxymoronic about that phrase, but
Batman Begins is reasonably refreshing for a
summer blockbuster. It puts a lot of effort into
explaining where Bruce Wayne gets all his Bat Gear (the
Batmobile and the rest are high tech military prototypes
invented by Wayne Enterprises' top scientist, played by
Morgan Freeman), and into detailing why he becomes an
avenging angel of the night: when he was a lad, his
saintly parents were gunned down in front of him by
a mugger.
Gotham City looks evocatively like
Chicago, where some of the movie was filmed.
But, as an old
Chicagoan, I can assure you that one aspect of
Batman Begins is standard-issue Hollywood hokum: the
murderous mugger is blond.
Blond bad guys are a lot more
common in movies and television than in real life.
For example, in Batman Begins,
you can tell that
Mr. Earle, the executive in charge of Wayne
Enterprises, is up to no good because he is played by
Rutger Hauer—the blond Dutchman who made his
American debut in 1981's
Nighthawks
as a terrorist chased by heroic NYPD cops Sylvester
Stallone and Billy Dee Williams. Hauer was subsequently
cast as Albert Speer in the TV movie Inside the Third
Reich, and eventually received his best-known role
as a homicidal android in
Blade Runner.
No typecasting there!
And speaking of blond terrorists
being chased by NYPD cops, who can forget Alan Rickman
in Bruce Willis's Die Hard? No wonder President
Bush
cracked down on ethnic profiling of Arabs by airport
security in the
months before 9/11: all the terrorists in movies are
either
Germans or
English aristocrats!
Exactly why Hollywood hates blond
men almost as much as it loves
blond women is not clear. Some have suggested
complicated combinations of resentment and
longing in regard to WASPs and/or Nordics.
This prejudice against blond men
would seem to be on a collision course with the tendency
of movie moguls, such as
Steven Spielberg, to marry blonde women, such as
Kate Capshaw. This means the industry's
hereditary elite will tend to become blonder over
the generations. No doubt it will cause no end of
father-son conflicts, keeping
Beverly Hills psychiatrists prosperous for the rest
of the century.
A more general question is why in
movies and television, murderers are far more likely to
be white (whether blond or brunette) than
African-American—even though, according to the
federal
Bureau of Justice Statistics: "Blacks were 7
times
more likely than whites to commit homicide in 2002."
One of my readers recently pointed
out that with non-Hispanic whites accounting for only
about ten percent of the violent
crime in New York City, the three Law & Order
television shows were likely to feature more fictional
white New York murderers in 2005 than there will be
actual white murderers in real life!
Another reader pointed out:
"In the
first 24 episodes of
Law & Order: Criminal Intent there's only one black murderer, and she
is a corrupt police officer. Make of that what you
will…"
Racial activist organizations like
the
NAACP constantly
complain that minority actors have a hard time
getting roles. For some reason, though, the NAACP never
brings up the most obvious ways to increase the casting
of blacks and Hispanics—by making the ethnic make-up of
screen criminals more realistic.
There are unintended consequences
to all these good intentions. Villains provide excellent
roles that actors can sink their teeth into. But
minorities seldom get those great
Hannibal the Cannibal-type parts.
Unfortunately, African-American
actors have long been held back by what's known as Ben
Stein's Law. The mordant law professor, economist,
screenwriter and game show host made an in-depth study
in 1979 that revealed that in any Hollywood whodunit,
the whitest, richest and most respectable character
usually turns out to be the bad guy.
In Rush Hour 2, Chris Tucker
updated Ben Stein's Law with his
"Law of Criminal Investigation: Always follow the rich
white man."
It appeared that the ice was
breaking when Denzel Washington won the Oscar for
playing the heavy in 2001's
Training Day, a role based on
Rafael Perez, the
affirmative action-hire rogue cop whose
criminality set off the LAPD's
Rampart Scandal.
But little progress has been made
since.
Morgan Freeman, for example, first broke through to
public notice playing a vicious pimp in 1987's Street
Smart. However, he continues to get cast as the
embodiment of saintliness, what Richard Brookhiser calls
the
"Numinous Negro"—as in Freeman's Oscar-winning
but embarrassing role as the holy janitor in
Million Dollar Baby.
In Batman Begins, Freeman
portrays an inventor—another weird Hollywood racial
cliché. Just as judges are so often played by black
women, Hollywood has decided that technogeeks must be
portrayed by black men, the more improbable the better,
as in burly
Ving Rhames being the computer nerd in the
"Mission Impossible" movies.
Clearly, political correctness
damages black actors' careers. Because it would be
“racist" for movies to show blacks as killers, since
that would support the "stereotype" that blacks
commit more homicides than whites, they are denied the
good roles as bad guys.
And to counter the "stereotype"
that black men
aren't as interested as other races in computers,
they get force-fed into playing nerds.
From a career standpoint, that's a
disastrous trade-off for any actor.
And from a political and cultural
standpoint, Hollywood’s blond-bashing isn’t that great
either.
[Steve Sailer [email
him] is founder of the Human Biodiversity Institute and
movie critic for
The American Conservative.
His website
www.iSteve.blogspot.com features his daily
blog.]